Liam was on a kick all morning with telling me (and both pairs of grandparents) about two monsters that were outside. Two of them, but they were "far away"...
This evening during dinner, Daddy asks Liam what color the monsters were. Liam said they were "red and purple, but dare far away, Daddy."
So Daddy told Liam that if the monsters come close that he should say, "Go away monsters, you are not welcome here! If you come back I'll give you a spanking!"
Liam repeated this many times (he gave it his own twist though). "Go way monters, you don't working here! Give you a panking!"
Ian and I looked at each other... and smirked.
The rest of dinner we kept listening to Liam repeat this warning for the monsters.